Tuesday, December 2, 2008

magazine

New Cafeteria
Shark dinning is proud to present to the students of NSU the all-new state of the art Shark Dish Café open till 11:00 p.m. weeknights and 2:30 a.m. during the weekends, and brunch Sunday mornings till 12:00 p.m. Inside the all new café there will be gourmet chiefs to cater to you every desire. Now with the new café there is no more food plan we have devised an all-new super efficient payment system. With such a high tech facility we thought it would only be proper to be able to order you food right at the ease of picking up your laptop and login onto Novas web site simply type in your code and what you want and it will shortly after be outside of your room.
Now that NSU has hired 10 of the countries best chiefs they will be more then happy to satisfy you with anything your belly can imagine. There will be no less then 3 chiefs on the clock at a time to make sure you get your food in a timely fashion. With the chiefs being of this caliper it will make it much easier to eat healthy which in college is a huge factor because the food is usually garbage on college campuses so any parent worried about what Jane or little Johnny is eating no more worries.
Now that NSU has built this state of the art facility there will be no need for a food plan for the kids who live on campus. Every child will be awarded 3 meals a day and 2 desert trays. How it works is there is no price on any of the foods you order from the café they just charge it as one meal so you can get as much or as little as you prefer. This way it ensures that ever child will not have to worry if they have any money left to get food so they’ll never be any hungry kids. Another feature that we have incorporated is roll over meals so if you only use 2 meals instead of the 3 your allotted then you can us it when ever you like.
You know how awesome it would be if you were in college and you could order take out from you campus cafeteria, well no more hoping the time has finally come to NSU. How it works is when ever you get the urge for some shark dish café all you have to do is log into are web site and tell us what you want and at your door shortly after it appears. There will be 5 delivery people on staff at all times so that we can ensure a warm arrival time to your door.
After 4 years of construction and nearing 15 million dollars NSU has finally unveiled the Shark Dish Café which they can assure will be the answer to all the unsatisfied NSU members. Weather it’s from the chiefs cooking ability, or the fact that you know you’ll never have to worry do I have enough money left to eat, or it be the delivery service right to your dorm room door. NSU is slowly reassuring there students that they will do what ever they have to, to make the student population satisfied with what there paying for.

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